I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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