im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
