marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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