Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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