: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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