Don't you send me to vm
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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