I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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