this boner is exhausting
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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