apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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