Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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