so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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