This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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