2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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