I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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