How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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