I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
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