Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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