1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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