You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
You need a sexual gate keeper
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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