tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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