nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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