Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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