dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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