He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
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