Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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