how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Randomize
