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(313): View more from Michigan

We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.

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(727): View more from Florida

I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"

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(802): View more from Vermont

She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.

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(303): View more from Colorado

If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.

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(817): View more from Texas

Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...

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This hangover makes more sense now

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway

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(303): View more from Colorado

He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.

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(404): View more from Georgia

He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport

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