I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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