Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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