blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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