Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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