Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Randomize
