do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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