no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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