Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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