so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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