Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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