Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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