Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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