I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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