Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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