it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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