Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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