I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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