lets start a swedish sibling band together
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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