he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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