ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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