You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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