He is an equal opportunity slut.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Randomize
