i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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