I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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