im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I can't turn off my feet"
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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