okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
he fucked my hip out of place.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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