so let's talk penis.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
