dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Randomize
