I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
