we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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