He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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